Welcome, are you ready to buy the most controversial art piece since ages ago? This gorgeous canvas is just dying to be hung on your wall in your home, apartment, office or gallery! So what are you waiting for, go ahead and mosey on down and check out the image gallery of this controversial art piece, then click the buy now and be part of internet history! Once this magnificent canvas is sold the owner will have the option to have their name, photo and their choice of comment, tagline, hashtag, quote, link or whatever the heck they want published right here on the Million Dollar Canvas website!


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About Me

If you're ever feeling like a failure, just remember that YOU were the fastest sperm!

Me

Milos Vukcevic

Artist & Painter

How many times do I have to say this?
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PAINTING STATISTICS

Hours To Paint

Hand Cramps

Coffees Consumed

Recharged iPad & Stylus

7 Key Questions

The answers to the 7 key questions below should answer the majority of question you may have regarding the Million Dollar Canavs.

Who

WHO IS BEHIND THIS?

Hi my name is Milos Vukcevic, I’m a digital artist, photographer and an all-round Mr Fixit/Breakit from New Zealand.

What

WHAT IS THE MILLION DOLLAR CANVAS?

The Million Dollar Canvas is a digital painting of a Serbian girl in a forest printed on an oddly sized piece of high quality canvas. To be precice the canvas dimensions are 98cm x 60cm

Why

WHY IS THIS BEING DONE?

I feel really bad for all the rich people spending large sums of money on shit looking art, so I’m here to fix that!

When

WHEN DOES THIS TAKE PLACE?

It started when the site was published, so it's taking place as of this moment.

Where

WHERE IS IT BEING SOLD?

This is a global event taking place in all four corners of the world, provided they have an internet connection.

How Much

HOW MUCH IS THE CANVAS BEING SOLD FOR?

As if the title of the web site didn’t give it away already... For the slower folk out there the Million Dollar Canvas is selling for... Wait for it... $1,000,000 dollars, that’s one million US dollars for those who can't count the zeros.

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Yes it's fucking real! Do you seriously think I would spend this much time painting an almost 1m wide canvas and then design a website just for shits and giggles!
Seriosuly, you need me to tell you what happens when you click the buy now...? Fuck you really have to spoon feed people these days! Once you click the buy now button you will be redirected to paypal where you can make the transfer. Once the funds clear I post the canvas using any mail service of your choice and you sir are the proud new owner of the Million Dollar Canvas!
Fuck it, it's free!
I bet you bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
Please englighten me and search "Untitled (Yellow and Blue)" on Googles image search! If that POS painting is worth $46 million dollars then my painting which is a gazillion times better and prettier is definitly worth at least a million bucks!
I've answered this already! But since you obviously dont know how to use a website here it is again. Width 98cm x Height 60cm
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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